The Onion: Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920: “WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush unveiled an aggressive initiative Monday that would make the U.S. free of petroleum dependence by the year 4920, less than three millennia from now.”
The Onion: Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920: “WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush unveiled an aggressive initiative Monday that would make the U.S. free of petroleum dependence by the year 4920, less than three millennia from now.”
would it be fair to say that by 4920, there won’t be any oil left to depend on anyway?
Fantastic! Great news! And I’ll only be 2947 years young.